1. Bollywood Celebrities have serious hair issues.
Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, and Shilpa Shetty is balding. Its not a surprise that Bollywood actresses often engage in shampoo endorsement deals and its like every god damn time,one of this actresses will have some serious hair problem,then they rub the product on their hair,camera zooms in to microscopic dancing dandruffs and bubbles and BOOM!Here is your indian rapunzel
2. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
The reason why we have this problem is because,generally Indian people’s complexion ranges from peachy white to charcoal black. We are like the 50 shades of grey, literally. Many Indians defy the fact that skin colors are caused by genetics and geographical factors and have chosen to believe, they too, can be like Michael Jackson by applying 'fairness cream'. What 'fairness cream' advertisement had done to our Indian community is nothing but brainwashed them into thinking that if you are dark,you are not going to get a boyfriend,you cant be an actress/model, your dog is not gonna love you,and you will be reincarnated into an obese rat.
3. Motorcycle makes your girlfriend horny
Motorbikes & Chicks,the best eye candy a man can have because how else are you going to make a motorcycle advertisement if it doest involve chicks in short pants?What I realize in most of these motorcycle advertisements(most ,not all) is that it carries some sort of subliminal message. Of course,all advertisement carries a subliminal message to turn people into a consumer zombie,but the thing with motorbike ads in India is that, it is rather misleading. Somehow involving your girlfriend’s libido,you and the bike.
4. Soft Drink enhances your ability, increases your creativity and makes you do crazy things
I have to admit, I actually enjoy soft drink advertisements for its nonsensical creativity. Pepsi makes you creative & Fanta grants you the power to alter the reality of world, just like another chapter in Harry Potter. But the best of them is Thumbs Up advertisement which is actually a mini breathtaking adventure movie directed by Steven Spielberg.But seriously, if drugs like cocaine, weed and LSDs are getting advertisement it would look like this.
5. Beer makes you a normal person
It is ironic that an alcoholic beverage advertisement makes more sense than a soft drink advertisement. Believe it or not, beer ads in India doest’ make you do any of the crazy stuffs like how soft drinks does. Instead beers make you a happy person, a sociable creature and make you to forget the problems of the world.
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